Early 30s

• You prefer to stay in on a Friday night, lie on your couch, in front of the TV with good company, cook, have some wine and then drop dead before midnight.
• You don't feel like a loser for doing so.
• Going for a coffee on a week day is considered "going out".
• Staying up after midnight on a week day is considered late and means that you will need tons of caffeine to get through your day.
• Going clubbing is not considered fun - being pushed by people and squeezed in a corner in a place where there is no air and no possibility whatsoever of communicating with anyone is more of a torture than fun. Couch, blanket, wine, good company!
• You no longer live with your parents, and none of your friends does either. You have you own places, some even have their own families.
• You have been past the point where you talk about tiles, paints, furniture, kitchen, bathroom etc. You are already in your flat/house and now you are either into gardening, considering to have a baby or getting a pet.
• You don't worry about where to go clubbing on New Year's Eve. You will probably be trashed before midnight, and then end up at an after party at a friend's house.
• You worry about the money you will be spending on gifts, what to get for your friends' kids, and if you will be able to pay the bills.
• You are no longer pissed off with your parents, you want to see them and spend quality time with them. You realize you might not have a lot of chances to do so. After all life is short.
• You don't think that a 40 year old person is old, after all she/he is just 10 (or less!) years younger. What is 10 years?
• You cannot believe that anyone was born after 1980 - that is too young!
• You don't considering staying pregnant an accident but rather a blessing even though you might have not wanted to have kids.
• Waking up early on a Saturday morning is not weird. After all you have your house to clean and your supermarket shopping to do.
• You know what you want and what you don't. You know what you like and what you don't. And you will not compromise for anything else.
• You are calm and you don't worry about becoming 30, you are already there and enjoying it!
• ............... [Feel free to add if you are in your 30s]